did-you-kno:

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turnc0at:

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turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

eeriie:

Delphine LaLaurie was a sadistic socialite who lived in New Orleans. Her home was a chamber of horrors. On April 10, 1834, a fire broke out in the mansion’s kitchen, and firefighters found two slaves chained to the stove. They appeared to have started the fire themselves, in order to attract attention. The firefighters were lead by other slaves to the attic, where the real surprise was. Over a dozen disfigured and maimed slaves were manacled to the walls or floors. Several had been the subjects of gruesome medical experiments. One man appeared to be part of some bizarre sex change, a woman was trapped in a small cage with her limbs broken and reset to look like a crab, and another woman with arms and legs removed, and patches of her flesh sliced off in a circular motion to resemble a caterpillar. Some had had their mouths sewn shut, and had subsequently starved to death, whilst others had their hands sewn to different parts of their bodies. Most were found dead, but some were alive and begging to be killed, to release them from the pain. LaLaurie fled before she could be bought to justice – she was never caught.

swingsetindecember:

you had me at pen

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

deactivate-the-foe:

amygloriouspond:

shercockled:

It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.

#HE HAS PRETTY MUCH TOUCHED EVERY MAN YOU WISH YOU COULD

This is great. I mean, look at him and David Tennant. They look like newlyweds or something with how Benedict is holding him. And then there’s the upper right where him and Ioan are about to make out. And then there’s the bottom riGHT IS HE PICK POCKETING COLIN

microcunt:

“the secret ingredient of coca-cola is you and your friends!” 

i watched too many episodes of hannibal for this 

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

midshipmankennedy:

roseofthecourt:

eyeballs-for-sale:

hurtkid:

some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg

No really, go read all of these on twitter.

Especially after the Amazon Worlds drama. I’m crying with laughter.

“Does France have the same moon?!” I am dying!

OH MY GOSH

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.